• mom: hey can you call the-
  • me: NOPE
  • me: NO I CAN'T
  • me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
  • me: OH GOD
  • me: NO SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS I'M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
  • me: I LITERALLY CAN'T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE